August12014

ladyxnocturnal:

cicero-of-cyrodiil:

ladyxnocturnal:

"Hmmm, except I’m more likely to eat you if you upset me."

"That’s not giants! That’s Valenwood bosmer!" He beamed, "and werewolves. And vampires. And sabercats. And bears. And wolves…. Wow! Practically everything in Skyrim wants to kill you!"

"I know, exciting, isn’t it?"

"It does get tiring. Cicero god to stab a dragon in the head though!"

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imagineyouricon:

imagine your icon has suddenly, inexplicably, become your legal guardian

Oh dear.

(via highrockwhores)

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asagaciousmind:

 

EXPERIMENT AU
Muse A is kidnapped by scientists to be experimented on. Turns out these scientists were people Muse B used to work for and are trying to get back at Muse B for leaving. Now, Muse B knows what is going to happen and they muse race against time in order to save Muse A before it’s too late.

Twist #1: Muse B is too late and has to watch as Muse A dies.

Twist #2: Muse B gets there just in time to watch Muse A turn into an emotionless killer like the scientists wanted.

(via many-people-aretrappedinthishead)

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caution-and-charisma:

 (Either way someone just a shitload of people at the same time.  someone just gained the pimp status, aww yeeeeah! )

If it’s me, this will be my fifth person.

caution-and-charisma:

 (Either way someone just a shitload of people at the same time.
 someone just gained the pimp status, aww yeeeeah! )

If it’s me, this will be my fifth person.

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ladyxnocturnal:

cicero-of-cyrodiil:

ladyxnocturnal:

"Nocturnal would like to point out that she is pregnant, and can be scarier than a level 1 mage bumping into a giant and his 3 mammoths." 

"That is a good point. Cicero watched one go flying. He went splat when he hit the ground!"

"Hmmm, except I’m more likely to eat you if you upset me."

"That’s not giants! That’s Valenwood bosmer!" He beamed, "and werewolves. And vampires. And sabercats. And bears. And wolves…. Wow! Practically everything in Skyrim wants to kill you!"

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nightmotherreturns:

cicero-of-cyrodiil:

"I couldn’t protect her… But I can protect you. I will protect you with my life," he smiled, "I will do anything to keep you safe and happy. No matter how cruel your wishes may be, I will obey."

She smiled softly at him, then gave him a gentle kiss on the cheek. “All I ask is that you stay. And I’m sorry if I have ever been cruel to you. After all these years alone with you I can honestly say that I have bonded a great deal with you.”

"I can do that. Whatever you wish, Cicero will provide," he smiled, hugging her tightly for just a moment before loosening up to give her freedom to pull away, "I am sorry for those times I let my temper get the best of me… I never meant it…"

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caution-and-charisma:

( Part of me wants to screencap the arrow thingy, but uh…the post above is is a bit long to keep it as one screencap…I just…oh my glob
 Edit: a snippet of it
 

Is it just me or is cicero-of-cyrodiil suddenly getting everybody now.  )

Cicero gets married to sanguine a lot. It is hilarious.

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cicero-of-cyrodiil said: "≈" Because he's a little shit who would make it look like an accident.

astrid-the-traitor:

cicero-of-cyrodiil:

astrid-the-traitor:

cicero-of-cyrodiil:

astrid-the-traitor:

cicero-of-cyrodiil:

astrid-the-traitor:

cicero-of-cyrodiil:

astrid-the-traitor:

cicero-of-cyrodiil:

astrid-the-traitor:

cicero-of-cyrodiil:

astrid-the-traitor:

{You lil’ shit}

“Are you kidding me? You-you ass !” Astrid exclaimdd, pulling herself out of the not exactly deep but deep enough for her hair to get wet pool.

“I’ll drag you in here I swear to Sithis…” she grumbled, hoping he heard her.

"Oh! Not Cicero! What have i done to earn such ire?" He pouted, biting his tongue to make tears spring to his eyes.

"Don’t cry. I know your faking." She grinned and pushed him forward. She was only teasing, not trying to get him to fall but still-

“Be careful, you might fall.” She chuckled and pushed him further, and harder, sending him into the dark water.

He stumbled at the light shove, opening his mouth to speak when her much harder shove sent him splashing into the pool with a loud whoop of shock. It was cut off rather quickly as the water closed over his head, but his cap somehow managed to float long enough that the disoriented jester had enough time to figure out which way was up and place himself underneath so that the cap would be where it belonged once his head broke the surface. He giggled and swam to the shore, pulling himself out and shaking like a wet dog.

"Cicero did not suspect such a trick! That was quite good!"

"I know it was," she said in her usual, cocky voice, but she added quietly "your lucky it wasn’t too deep…" She had meant to scare him to put it simply, maybe to imply that he or she could have drowned, likely he, of course, or to say that she would have held him under if it were deep enough.

"Cicero is good at swimming!" He giggled, clasping his hands together, "however, Cicero knows that it doesn’t matter how good of a swimmer you are when you can’t breathe~"

"I’m a fair swimmer myself- and I agree. I could be the best in Tamriel, if I cannot breath then I cannot swim." She found herself to be impressed by his intelligence. She thought him a fool, a mutter fool at that, and he wasn’t. He was remarkably smart.

"Lizards drink until they’re full, but a spoon is enough to kill a bull!" He giggled, rubbing his hands together, "Cicero liked that one. Make it look like an accident! Poor Argonian drowned! Water they can breathe, but not wine. So sad…"

"Pity," she thought for a moment "how long have you been with the Brotherhood?"

"Huh? Oh…" The smile faded from his face as he frowned thoughtfully, "Dear gods it must be … Nearly twenty years? Ten years in solitude. I was rather young for a recruit. Second kill was sixteen. Ma’Jirai made Fun of my voice. It kept cracking at the most Inopportune time. Pity about that angry adventurer. We managed to get most of him back for a decent burial at least. And Cicero slit the Man’s throat. Sabercat my imperial ass. Like I couldn’t tell that those were his markings!"

"I was fifteen…" she said softly and trembled a little, she hated to think about it, the whole affair was something she would like to put behind her, but she thought he might like to know. "H-he was my uncle…"

"Cicero was lucky. Both were strangers. A guard and an old man… The old man was an accident. Cicero didn’t want to kill the old man… He panicked!" He laughed nervously, fidgeting at the memory before sighing and running a hand through his hair, "I can still remember the crunch and the blood. They came to me when I was hiding in a haystack. Afraid of the guardsmen finding out I killed him. The guard though… Cicero wishes he had killed the others who came as well…"

"He tried to- ahem- ‘touch’ me. Unwanted, and unwarranted. So I killed him, slit his throat, and left. The Brotherhood found me and the rest is history." She fought back the few tears that sprung to her eyes when she thought about that horrible night.

"Good. He should have known better. Women make better assassins," he nodded, something dark in his expression before he smiled, "but enough about such gloomy things! The past is past. Cicero wants to look forward."

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caution-and-charisma said: ( How many of those arrow of fates have hit you? )

At least 4 paired me up with sanguine.

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