Keeper of the Night Mother
|Cicero is dear Mother's keeper. Cicero's job is to keep! And Cicero takes his job very seriously. Art found here: http://poor-cicero.tumblr.com and twotonefools.deviantart.com|
|"No, you're holding the sword all wrong. Think of it as an extension of your arm"|
|"Holding a shield like that is just asking to get stabbed"|
|"That blade is beautiful, where was it forged?"|
|"Like this- Swing and smash. Pulverize your enemy"|
|"I aim twice and shoot once"|
|"Poison is a woman's weapon"|
|"Watch where you're swinging that!"|
|"That was an amazing fight. Could you teach me?"|
|"Gods, your aim is awful!"|
|"How about a friendly spar?"|
|"Have you ever fought on horseback?"|
|"Crossbows are slow to load. Try and make every shot count."|
|"Do you remember your first kill?"|
|"Stop right there or I'll run you through"|
|"Hold! One more step and I'll shoot"|
|"Come on, I've seen children fight better than that!"|
|"What's your weapon of choice?"|
|"Me? I prefer larger/smaller weapons. They hit harder/faster"|
|"That blade needs tempering. I've seen sharper butter knives"|
|"Did you kill that?"|
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